- You will not get a shiny label on your vial or tub.
- You will not get a fancy box either.
- You will not get underdosed gear.
- You will not be encouraged to buy more than you need to reach your goals.
- You will not be sat waiting for a parcel that never arrives.
- You will not be buying something that has been knocked up by the bucket load, in some garage, with one 40 watt bulb hanging from the ceiling, and by a guy who appears on a documentary with a pixelated face.
- You will get a bespoke individually filled and hand crimped vial.
- You will get at least 10ml of "Juice", in most cases a little more.
- Your "Juice" will be checked by a Biomedical Scientist.
- Your "Juice" will be part of a 500ml batch, yes you read that right, we only make our "Oils" in 500ml batches, that's the equivalent of a large glass full at a time, "Bespoke" is an understatement.
- Your tablets will be part of a 40 tub batch, again a more "Bespoke" way of doing it, it allows more attention to detail and accurate dosing.
- You will get exactly what is on the label, and where the compound and chemistry allows, a touch more.
- You will get free and unbiased advice on all aspects of your training/cycles/diet.
- You will, as many members will testify, be encouraged to use less, our mantra is "Less is more"
- You will be encouraged to do a PCT and get your bloods done, although we cant force you to do this.
- You will get complete customer support, pre sale, post sale and in your off season/off cycle.
- You will have any mistakes with your order rectified immediately, at our expense.
- You will always receive your order, in two years no one has been let down, and we are talking in the thousands.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is just a small part of how we roll !!
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